Dad are you seriously doing this again
(He had to leave to get a different one because the yellow kept falling down)
"Hang on, let’s try something completely different."
"They say you can only do this one day of the year."
Dad, I am 800% done with you now.
"All flesh decays, and all metal rusts. But the metal will last longer… long enough to see the corpse-god buried forever."
Glomar Rho, Brassmeister of Aleph Nine
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
THEROS | The Leonin of Theros
Stormbound Geist || Dan Scott